I Miss a Merry K UH
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::: B I O G R A P H Y :::
“I Miss a Merry K Uh,” whose real name is Miss Marry, was born in Austin, Texas
on July 4th, 1976 to two Christian law-abiding citizens.Miss received her Associate’s degree in Home
Economics at Austin Community College in 2001, and has been entering beauty contests since
she was 3 years old. Beauty is an essential
part of Miss’s life, and she hopes to promote the use of cosmetics for ladies, and
spread the word that some people have “no business leaving the house wearing
shorts.”
Besides concerning herself with domestic issues,
Miss promotes world peace, and sending “those anti-Americans back where they came
from.” She hopes that America will
continue to rule the world, and that “our boys will free all those poor heathens who
aren’t blessed with a Mac Donald’s around the corner.”
Following her reign as “I Miss A Merry K
UH,” Miss hopes to achieve her career goal as an executive assistant to the CEO of
micro_SORT, to get married to a nice Christian man that she can take care of, give birth
to a soccer team, and to have a nice home and SUV in the suburbs.
::: L I N K S :::
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