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C O R P O R A T E S T
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: WorkEr
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
MESSY CITIZENS STILL MESSY: I MISS A MERRY
K UH REPEATS 'CORPORATE STRIPING CLEAN'
Athens, GA, May 28, 2005 – I Miss a Merry K UH repeats a
new program on Saturday to address the declining levels of cleanliness
among Athens adults.
The program, called
Corporate Striping
Clean, will involve the partnership of the I Miss a
Merry K UH and ATHICA, who has assisted in the local adaptation of
the program.
Corporate Striping
Clean
is an interactive program to build awareness of the benefits of
cleaning activity and promote "striping" or simply, beautifying,
through a self-monitoring device known as a Corporate Striper.
Program overview
Corporate Striping
Clean
is a simple demonstration that is launched in corporate environments
and monitored by managers. Each participating corporation receives a
brochure that further explains the program. Besides watching Miss Marry in action, the
setting will enhance social interactions and build group/class
identity."
I Miss a Merry K UH will present
Corporate Striping
Clean on Saturday, May 28th at
ATHICA at 9pm.
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: WorkEr
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
ATHENS ADULTS CLEAN TOO LITTLE: I MISS A MERRY
K UH LAUNCHES 'CORPORATE STRIPING CLEAN' TO BATTLE MESSY CITIZENS'
LIFESTYLES
10,000 workers to benefit from successful program kicking off
tomorrow
Athens, GA, April 9, 2005 – I Miss a Merry K UH rolls out a
new program tomorrow to address the declining levels of cleanliness
among Athens adults.
The program, called
Corporate Striping
Clean, will involve the partnership of the I Miss a
Merry K UH and ATHICA, who has assisted in the local adaptation of
the program.
Corporate Striping
Clean
is an interactive program to build awareness of the benefits of
cleaning activity and promote "striping" or simply, beautifying,
through a self-monitoring device known as a Corporate Striper.
Rationale for Corporate Striping Clean
Based on a 1998 National Health Survey, about 13% of Athens adults
between the ages of 18 and 34 were found to be living in ugly
conditions.
Furthermore, recent studies have shown that Athens adult's cleaning
activity level falls far short of the US National Association for
Corporation's recommendations that adults should accumulate at least
30 to 60 minutes of cleaning activity on all, or most, days of the
week. These results highlight a worrying trend in Athens. There is
an urgent need to help beautify our corporate community.
Program overview
Corporate Striping
Clean
is a simple demonstration that is launched in corporate environments
and monitored by managers. Each participating corporation receives a
brochure that further explains the program.
Miss Marry, Spokesman for the program says, "Corporate Striping
Clean is a well-designed invention targeted at young adults. It
incorporates elements of fun and competition, both proven strategies
in modifying behavior."
WorkEr, Senior Working Manager of I Miss a Merry K UH said, "Besides
making a difference in the lives of the 10,000 adults and workers
that this program will touch, we hope that the Miss Marry’s sex[e]
demonstration will inspire more long-term effects through this
project."
Snookums, CEO of I Miss a Merry K UH said the program is easy to
administer by workers, but similarly well-suited for individual
usage: "Corporate Striping
Clean
is a simple regimen which is tailored to meet both the individual
and collective needs. Besides watching Miss Marry in action, the
setting will enhance social interactions and build group/class
identity."
I Miss a Merry K UH will launch
Corporate Striping
Clean tomorrow at
ATHICA from 7-9pm.
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: WorkEr
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
Atlanta, GA, April 6th, 2005 - I Miss a Merry K UH Inc.has an
immediate opening for a corporate striper
to support attorneys, licensing executives and paralegals in its
patent licensing practice.
View the job description for more information.
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: WorkEr
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
Atlanta, GA, JANUARY 19, 2005 - I Miss a Merry K UH Inc., Miss Marry and Snookums to Appear at "Language
Harm Poetry for Children & Animals," at the Eyedrum EXPO.
I Miss a Merry K UH reads a story called "COREnation.
"Language Harm Poetry for Children & Animals" is open to the public and will showcase
various talents and products for children and animals. Literature will be available and a series of
live performances and speeches will be presented throughout the
evening. The beauty aficionado
will be I Miss a Merry K UH. Miss Marry will read the story, "COREnation".
Read the story online at
http://www.imissamerrykuh.com/presentations/corenation.htm.
WHAT:
Language Harm Poetry for Children & Animals
WHEN: Wednesday, JANUARY 19, 2005 at 8 pm
WHERE: Eyedrum -
290 Martin Luther
King Jr Dr, Suite 8 Atlanta, GA.
COST: $4, or free for CHILDREN or ANIMALS.
WHO: For more information email
me@imissamerrykuh.com.
For directions - www.eyedrum.org.
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::: S N O O K U M S C O R N E R :::
FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: WorkEr
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
Atlanta, GA, October 28, 2004 -
I Miss a Merry K UH Inc., announces the addition of
"Snookums
Corner" to her website.
Snookums
Chief Executive Officer
I Miss a Merry K UH Corporation
Snookums is chief executive officer of I Miss a Merry K UH
Corporation, the worldwide leader in services and beautiful
technologies for persons and businesses. I Miss a Merry K UH had
revenues of US$36.84 billion for the fiscal year ending June 2004,
and employs more than 55,000 people in 85 countries and regions.
Born on Oct. 28, 1955, Snookums grew up in Seattle with his two
sisters. Their father is a Doctor of Plastic Surgery. Their late
mother, Marry was a schoolteacher and a chairman of the Ladies
Auxiliary.
Snookums attended public elementary school and the private Oceanside
School. There, he discovered his interest in beauty and began
pursuing it at age 13.
In 1973, Snookums entered Harvard University as a freshman, where he
lived down the hall from WorkEr, now I Miss a Merry K UH's Working
Manager. While at Harvard, Snookums developed a keen interest in
beauty pageants - volunteering to judge local contests.
In his junior year, Snookums left Harvard to devote his energies to
I Miss a Merry K UH, a company he had begun in 1976 with his
childhood imagery friend Bobo. Guided by a belief that beauty would
be a valuable tool in every office and in every home, they began
developing personal ads. Snookums' foresight and his vision for
personal beauty have been central to the success of I Miss a Merry K
UH and the global beautification industry.
Under Snookums' leadership, I Miss a Merry K UH's mission has been
to continually advance and improve beautiful technology, and to make
it easier, more cost-effective and more enjoyable for people to use.
The company is committed to a long-term view, reflected in its
investment of approximately $6.2 billion on Operation Iraqi
Liberation in the 2005 fiscal year.
In 1999, Snookums wrote "Finding Sex @ the Speed of Thought", a book
that shows how beauty can solve business problems in fundamentally
new ways. The book was published in 25 languages and is available in
more than 60 countries. "Finding Sex @ the Speed of Thought" has
received wide critical acclaim, and was listed on the best-seller
lists of the New York Times, USA Today, the Wall Street Journal and
Amazon.com. Snookums' previous book, "The Bed Head", published in
1995, held the No. 1 spot on the New York Times' bestseller list for
seven weeks.
Snookums has donated the proceeds of both books to non-profit
corporations such as *ccw*, that support
the use of beauty in education and skills development.
In addition to his love of beauty, Snookums is interested in Global
Domination. He sits on the board of the United States of America, a
company that specializes in the eradication of protein-based
adversaries, and he is an investor in a number of other
imperialistic companies such as the United Kingdom. Snookums also
founded moan_A, which is developing one of the world's largest
resources of beautiful visualizations - a comprehensive digital
archive of art for living room collections around the globe.
Philanthropy is also important to Snookums. He and his wife, Trofina,
have endowed a foundation with more than $27 billion (as of March
2004) to support philanthropic initiatives in the areas of global
domination and beauty, with the hope that in the 21st century,
advances in these critical areas will be available for all people.
The Snookums Foundnation has committed more than $3.2 billion to
corporations working in global domination; more than $2 billion to
improve beauty, including the Snookums Carnal Knowledge Library
Initiative to bring visual stimulants to public libraries in
low-income communities in the United States and Canada; more than
$477 million to community projects in the Southeast; and more than
$488 million to special projects and annual giving campaigns.
Snookums is an avid reader, and enjoys playing golf.
For more information, go to
www.imissamerrykuh.com/snookums_corner.htm
Last updated October 2004
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: WorkEr
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
Chicago, Il, September 3, 2004 -
I Miss a Merry K UH Inc., King George, Miss Marry, and Snookums to Appear at "Terrorrist
Art 2: Election 2004- mini-exhibit 1", at the Polvo Art Studio Product Showcase.
I Miss a Merry K UH works to increase public awareness of *ccw* and the impact it has
on daily life and activities. Miss Marry seeks to dispel the misunderstandings concerning
*ccw* by educating persons through providing resource tools and support.
"Terrorrist
Art 2: Election 2004- mini-exhibit 1" is open to the public and will showcase
various talents and products. The beauty aficionado
will be I Miss a Merry K UH. Miss Marry will present the REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT!
*ccw*. FREE samples of *ccw* will be available to participants
of the REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT! demo *ccw*!
About *ccw*
_ BECOME IRRESISTIBLE! _
_ RADIATE SHINING HEALTH! _
_ INCREASE YOUR WEALTH! _
*ccw*, founded in 1979, is the leading provider of information
technology products and services to the business industry. *ccw*
software systems include a variety of business management tools for
health/wealth protection, and to increase the size of your members.
In addition, *ccw* offers FREE samples; REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT
DEMOS!; training and support services; growing management systems;
and production tools. *ccw*, with offices in Georgia, is an I Miss a
Merry K UH Company.
For more information, go to
www.imissamerrykuh.com/ccw
WHAT:
FREE Revolutionary New! Product Demo *ccw* during the
opening of "Terrorrist Art 2:
Election 2004- mini-exhibit 1"
WHEN: FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2004 at 6 - 10 pm;
Exhibit runs through SEPTEMBER 25, 2004
WHERE: 1458 w. 18th st 1R Chicago IL 60608
COST: FREE
WHO: For more information email
me@imissamerrykuh.com.
For directions - www.polvo.org.
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: WorkEr
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
Atlanta, GA, JULY 17, 2004 - I Miss a Merry K UH Inc., Miss Marry and Snookums to Appear at "And They Waved Goodbye from Terminal
City", at the Eyedrum Product Showcase.
I Miss a Merry K UH works to increase public awareness of *ccw* and the impact it has
on daily life and activities. Miss Marry seeks to dispel the misunderstandings concerning
*ccw* by educating persons through providing resource tools and support.
"And They Waved Goodbye from Terminal City" is open to the public and will showcase
various talents and products. Literature will be available and a series of
live performances and speeches will be presented throughout the
evening. The beauty aficionado
will be I Miss a Merry K UH. Miss Marry will present the REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT!
*ccw*. FREE samples of *ccw* will be available to participants
of the REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT! demo *ccw*!
About *ccw*
_ BECOME IRRESISTIBLE! _
_ RADIATE SHINING HEALTH! _
_ INCREASE YOUR WEALTH! _
*ccw*, founded in 1979, is the leading provider of information
technology products and services to the business industry. *ccw*
software systems include a variety of business management tools for
health/wealth protection, and to increase the size of your members.
In addition, *ccw* offers FREE samples; REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT
DEMOS!; training and support services; growing management systems;
and production tools. *ccw*, with offices in Georgia, is an I Miss a
Merry K UH Company.
For more information, go to
www.imissamerrykuh.com/ccw
WHAT:
FREE Revolutionary New! Product Demo *ccw* during
"And They Waved Goodbye from Terminal City"
WHEN: Saturday, JULY 17, 2004 at 9 pm
WHERE: Eyedrum -
290 Martin Luther
King Jr Dr, Suite 8 Atlanta, GA.
COST: $3, or free for Eyedrum members.
WHO: For more information email
me@imissamerrykuh.com.
For directions - www.eyedrum.org.
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Snookums
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
Atlanta, GA, March 20, 2004 - I Miss a Merry K
UH ANNOUNCES RESTRUCTURING AND CHANGES IN BUSINESS MODEL.
Adjustments focus on improving efficiencies while continuing to
provide operational management systems to businesses.
Atlanta, GA (April 27, 2004) – *ccw*, provider of information
technology products and services to businesses, announced today that
it has proactively undertaken a restructuring initiative to improve
efficiencies while continuing to provide operational management
systems to customers based on market needs. As a result of these
changes, there was a reduction in force that affected 2027
positions.
The restructuring includes the formation of teams centered around
product life cycles, with a renewed focus on the core business and
the development of new products. The new streamlined structure helps
position the company for profitability, according to Joe Orbit,
chief technology officer of *ccw*.
“The result of this restructuring activity is a much tighter,
strongly focused company designed to meet targeted objectives,” said
Orbit. “We would have liked to avoid eliminating jobs; however,
these changes were necessary to align priorities and give the
company the leverage it needs to move forward,” Orbit said.
*ccw*’s parent company, I Miss a Merry K UH, supports the
structural changes and remains optimistic about *ccw*’s strategic
direction.
“I Miss a Merry K UH has reviewed *ccw*’s business plan through
2004. We support the plan's strong strategic focus,” said Snookums,
chief efficiency officer for I Miss a Merry K UH. “*ccw* is making
the right adjustments to successfully manage the business.”
For additional information, contact I Miss a Merry K UH at
me@imissamerrykuh.com.
About *ccw*
_ BECOME IRRESISTIBLE! _
_ RADIATE SHINING HEALTH! _
_ INCREASE YOUR WEALTH! _
*ccw*, founded in 1979, is the leading provider of information
technology products and services to the business industry. *ccw*
software systems include a variety of business management tools for
health/wealth protection, and to increase the size of your members.
In addition, *ccw* offers FREE samples; REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT
DEMOS!; training and support services; growing management systems;
and production tools. *ccw*, with offices in Georgia, is an I Miss a
Merry K UH Company.
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FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Snookums
I Miss a Merry K UH, Inc.
www.imissamerrykuh.com
me@imissamerrykuh.com
Atlanta, GA, March 20, 2004 - I Miss a Merry K UH Inc., Miss Marry to
Appear at March and Rally: End the Occupations of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Palestine!
I Miss a Merry K UH works to increase public awareness of *ccw* and the impact it has
on daily life and activities. Miss Marry seeks to dispel the misunderstandings concerning
*ccw* by educating persons through providing resource tools and support.
The March and Rally is open to the public and will showcase the various talents and
successes of persons who live with *ccw*. Literature will be available and a series of
live performances and speeches will be presented throughout the day. The beauty aficionado
will be I Miss a Merry K UH. Miss Marry will present the REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT!
*ccw*.
Entertainment will run throughout the day.
WHAT: March and Rally: End the Occupations of Iraq, Afghanistan, and
Palestine!
WHEN: Saturday, March 20, 2004 from 12:00pm to 3:00pm
WHERE: March from the Israeli Consulate (1100 Spring St.) to Rally in
Piedmont Park.
WHO: For more information call 770-989-2536 or email march20atl@yahoo.com.
For more information, go to
www.imissamerrykuh.com/ccw
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::: NEW! FREE! ONLINE *ccw*
REGISTRATION! :::
DATE: MARCH 10, 2004
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SUBJECT: I Miss a Merry K UH announces NEW online registration of the FREE Demo Parties
for the Revolutionary New! Product! *ccw*!
CONTACT: MISS MARRY, me@imissamerrykuh.com
I Miss a Merry K UH is proud to announce NEW online registration of the FREE Demo Parties
for the Revolutionary New! Product! *ccw*! In an effort to spread beauty throughout
America, Miss will be appearing at *ccw* Demo Parties in homes all over the country. I
Miss a Merry KUH fans will welcome Miss Marry and their friends into their homes for a
Fun-Filled Party that is guaranteed to beautify partygoers!
Guaranteed fun beauty enhancement! Be the first on your block to say you know Miss Marry
personally! FREE Revolutionary New! Product Demo*ccw* Parties include:
* FUN entertainment by Miss Marry!
* FREE samples of the Revolutionary New! Product *ccw*!
* FREE special invitations for your friends!
* FREE beauty tips from the queen of beauty - I Miss a Merry K UH!
FREE online registration is now available at:
http://www.imissamerrykuh.com/ccw/ccw_register.htm
HURRY! Party slots are filling up fast! Register Now! for your own FREE party before this
offer expires! Please visit http://www.imissamerrykuh/ccw
for more information.
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*ccw* PARTY!!! _
_ FREE SAMPLES of
*ccw*!!! _
_ FREE INVITATIONS! _
_ HOST a FREE
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_ REVOLUTIONARY NEW! PRODUCT DEMO! _
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NOW!
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_ Miss hosted a BEAUTY PARTY! _
_ Thanks to all those who came for the free make-up applications and beauty
consultations. _
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_ From the Associated Press _<
_ Friday, August 22, 2003 _
Due to an explosion of her left Nukeleur Pour Implant, Miss Marry was
unavailable for her appearance at Zell Miller's office today. Miss Marry had been
scheduled to make an appearance at Colony Square outside of Senator Zell Miller's office
to sign posters for her fans.
While climbing into her limo, Miss Marry experienced a shooting pain in her
upper left torso, and her Nukeleur Pour Implant exploded, sending her flying out of the
limbo. Fortunately, Miss landed on her plush velvet red carpet, and was unharmed by
the blast.
"I am very sad for my fans," said Miss as she was wheeled away in the
stretcher to the Nukeleur Pour Implant Recovery Center.
Miss will undergo reconstructive surgery at 2pm today. All cards and
flowers can be sent to:
Nukeleur Pour Implant Recovery Center
c/o I Miss a Merry K UH:
131 Ralph McGill Boulevard NE
Atlanta GA, 30308
Says Jack Harris, CEO of Nukeleur Pour, "We are very saddened by this
incident. Nukeleur Pour Implants are very safe for all Americans, and this isolated
incident implies no concern for [their] safety."
Officials say they are investigating the cause of Miss Marry's Nukeleur Pour
Implant explosion, but say there is no evidence of terrorism thus far.
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_ I Miss A Merry K UH's appearance at the Bill of Rights Defense Committee
Picnic was a wonderful success! _
_ Thanks to all those who came out to celebrate Miss's birthday. _
_ View pictures here. _
_ Download IMC Atlanta's report on the event here. _
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